Pedantic grammar Nazis are quick to whine about the English language deteriorating in the wake of our modern obsession with acronyms, text-speak and abbreviations. Their faces flash with incredulity at the slightest mention of terms like “LOL” or “OMG” and color with indignation at every “ting” or “sup.” Overreaction? Probably. Still, even we have to throw the towel in when it comes to the never-ending list of stupid celebrity supercouple names that seem to dominate the gutter press.
If we can live in a world where a former president and his wife are referred to as Billary, what horrors could possibly be next on the horizon? Biblical stories of Edam jointly tempted by the serpent? Shakespeare’s Roju committing double suicide in Verona? With this in mind, we thought we’d provide a countdown of the very dumbest name blends that have been bestowed upon celebrity couples.