13. Microwave kitty
Alright, so more than a quick glance would tell you that it’s obviously not a real cat. But for a split second, you’d be absolutely mortified seeing this. Fittingly, the trickster who devised it lost his job as a result – and presumably went on to torment the wider world with his pranks.
12. Zip tie wrap
At this point, we just wouldn’t bother. Thanks for the thought and everything, but if you’re going to make the gift this brutally frustrating to get into, it can’t be that great. And we’re sure that whoever we decide to pass it on to will love it just the same. Unless they give up on it too, of course.