This is Parsnip. Parsnip is just a regular cat. He eats regular food and plays regular games. At least, that’s what Parsnip wants you to think until he pulls his Exorcist back-breaker and tries to eat your face.
Heisenberg, here, just cornered the catnip market for the entirety of Colorado by “having a word” with a rival gang. The word was “arson.” That is one badass, murderous, drug-dealing kitty.
According to the owner, this cat managed to get into some flour and is not, in fact, a ghostly demon. If you ask us, it seems like someone made an oil painting of a cat-ghost, though. And then smacked this cat in the face with it. So no wonder he’s angry.