20 Crazed Cats Who Are Definitely In Touch With Their Satanic Side

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God: “Hokay, so what’s the most vile thing we’ve got a lot of?“

Angel: “We’ve got a ton of rats, I guess.“

God: “Cool, erm, needs to be more gross.“

Angel: “We could shave it…“

God: “Yes! Awesome! Fill it with bile and put it in charge of money. Hey presto! I’ve created bankers!“

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Cat: *Chanting quietly* “Meowder, meowhem, meowsaccre, meowder, meowhem, meowsaccre…”

Jerry: “…erm, Mr Tiddles?”

Cat: “Mr Tiddles isn’t here. I know all of your little secrets, Jerry. You can’t pretend home brand is Whiskas anymore. Redrum, REDRUM!.. (that’s murder backwards).”

Jerry: “Yeah, I get it Tidds.“

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