The yearbook quote is a rite of passage. Indeed, you will always be able to look back at your utterings and see your youth distilled into the most poignant words of wisdom you could muster at that tender age. And a good quote will forever immortalize you among your peers and their parents as the promising, stand-up citizen you will undoubtedly become. On the other hand, you can just use it to get a few giggles. Whether class clown or retiring wallflower, the yearbook quote can become a wonderful moment of self-deprecation – and some students absolutely nail it. So here are some of our favorites, starting with a guy who will never fail at life as long as he keeps busting out that point and wink…
Joseph Squiggle: prolific womanizer, bare-faced liar and owner of one of the best gun-finger points the world has ever seen. However, only two of those three statements are true. We’ll let you figure out which ones, though.
Kevin Chang is currently residing in an underground lair where he is working on a device that will let him control minds through Snapchat filters. He has a Gofundme page but so far he’s only received $25 – and that was from his mom.
That’s certainly a big claim, Matt. It’s going to cost a lot of money to change all of the advent calendars. Still, you have a kind face so we are opting to believe you.