“I could murder a sandwich.”
“Dude, seriously, don’t. I know this guy from forensics and he’s put away 4 sandwich killers already. Leaves the crime scenes for everyone to see as a warning.”
“Man, you’re right. I need to rethink my life choices.”
Where to start with this one? Ten points for the incredible artist’s rendition, minus one for spelling, plus two for somehow finding sentimental value in leather pants. So that’s a solid 11/10 on the thief-shaming scale. Well done.
That Kanye, huh? He pops up everywhere to put the world to rights. Also, little known fact: he’s good friends with The Hamburglar. Indeed, the two are bringing out a collaboration next month called “Your Nuggets Are Safe (Sorry ‘Bout Your Big Mac).”