Welcome to Iowa in the 21st century. The rolling plains it’s well known for are still there, only now they’re interrupted by a Pepsi vending machine. Crass consumerism at its finest, indeed. We can’t imagine it even gets much custom, way out there…
“No, honey, I’m just taking the pet alligator for a walk. No, it doesn’t need a lead. I’ve got it covered.” We imagine this is the kind of conversation that goes down daily in Louisiana, if this picture is any indication. Still, it’s impressive just how docile the animal appears.