Often, the tattoos we get as teenagers aren’t the tattoos we actually want to have plastered over our bodies for the rest of our lives. And sure, you could just get it removed. But why risk scarring when you could do something infinitely more hilarious, like this guy?
The poem may not make any sense, but at least it rhymes. In fact, we think Dave here may actually be on to something – he’s tapped into a well of dry, witty poetry he never knew he had inside him. Well, either that or he’s just a comedian.