20 Horrendous Hairstyles That Will Haunt These Poor ’80s Kids For The Rest Of Their Lives

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Wow. The hair is of course terrible, with its oddly tiny yet definitely noticeable fringe and a parting that somehow manages to go in all the directions. But we think you all know the scary thing here is the manic smile. It’s as if she has a secret that will be the end of all humans.

Image: via VintageEveryday
Image: VintageEveryday

Teacher: “You have a wonderful daughter Mr. and Mrs. Anderson. Mary has excelled across the board. I do have one concern, however: her hairstyle. There’s something you need to know… There’s Something About Mary.”
Father: “Is it bad?”
Teacher: “I haven’t seen it.”

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Image: VintageEveryday

“Hey babe, ever had a clarinet solo all to yourself? No? Well, prepare to have your mind b-loooown. Oh, my hair? Yeah my mom cuts it for me. It’s pretty chill, no biggy. She made my outfit too. Now, sit back, relax and let me serenade…” *wiggles eyebrows.*

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