This was actually working for a while – before natural selection kicked in. Then, just after they finished the repairs, the big guy at the back celebrated with a jumping high five, and the rest was history. Probably.
Broseph: “Hey, bro? So you wanna take this down to extreme town?”
Chad: “Hell yeah bro! I’ll do anything. What did you have in mind?”
Broseph: “Grab me that Swiss, dude. I’m gonna show you how they squat in Switzerland. Those dudes have big balls.”
To be fair, sometimes a little improvisation can go a long way when you do not have the necessary tools available. However, we’re guessing a paper mask to protect from fire is about as effective as using even more fire to protect you from fire.