How? Why? When? Where? We could throw every question opener in the book at this picture and still never be satisfied with the answers. And that’s because there aren’t any. It’s just a goat hanging from a telephone wire, and we all have to accept it.
We’re presuming that this guy was just trying to replicate something that he’d seen in a movie or on TV. All while under the influence, of course. Because nobody could really end up in this ridiculous a situation while sober, could they?