Ever needed somewhere to put your shoe while driving, but also wanted to keep both hands on the wheel? While anyone else’s first answer would probably be their foot, this guy decided to put it in his mouth. Because, well, who knows. But we’d sure like to.
The longer you stare at this photo, the weirder it gets. Indeed, just wait until you realize that the guy is holding a sewing machine. Suddenly, the beaming pride on his face makes even less sense. And we’re not even going to get started on what’s going on behind him.