To be honest, we’re not sure if this is a panorama gone wrong, or just photographic evidence of someone dumping body parts into a lake. But for the sake of our sanity, we’re going to convince ourselves that it’s the former.
This perturbing panorama has offered the answer to a question absolutely nobody was asking: what happens when you cross a human with a giraffe? The results, unfortunately, are even more shocking than we could ever have imagined. We’ll file this one away under evolutionary mistakes, then.