20 People Who’ll Make You Feel Better About The Day You’re Having

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At least she still seems happy, but that’s because it’s not her car. It’s her cheating ex-husbands. It’s his boat, too, and his camera. Incidentally, that went in the water right after she took out the memory card to document this precious moment.

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Carl: “I’m going to be late for work because… cement.”
Boss: “Cement?”
Carl: “Cement everywhere. Cement all up in my grill. I… just… cement.”
Boss: “The word has lost meaning. You’re fired, Carl.”
Carl: “…cement.”

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You can’t make an omelette without cracking a few eggs, so at least these guys will have some comfort food when they get fired. It won’t be good, though. It’s just going to taste like floor and tears.

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