20 Police Pups Who Are Trying To Look Tough But Aren’t Fooling Anybody

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Dog: *Bouncing* “Happy happy doggy dog. One day I be biggy dog. Biggy dog is happy dog. Happy happy biggy dog.”
Cop: “I find it absolutely baffling that you can talk.”

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Dog: “Bark the police coming straight from the underground. A young pupper got it bad cos I’m brown.”
Cop: “Did you have to teach him to rap? It’s super inappropriate Clive. He keeps barking ‘Alphabet Aerobics’ when I do roadside DUI tests.”

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Little-known fact: this is how K-9 puppies are grown. They take the helmets of retired policemen, fill them with sugar, spice and a tiny dog egg (those are the white dog poops you sometimes see), and then they let nature take its course.

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