19 Shamelessly Gross Things Couples Do After They’ve Been With Each Other For Way Too Long

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17. Period talk

Even though periods can affect moods, diets and sex schedules, the very topic of menstruation may be off the table for new couples. Once that honeymoon, well, period, is done and dusted, however, and reality has kicked in, that taboo will be broken as quickly as it takes to say, “Pass me the Advil and chocolate.”

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16. Peeing with the door open

While some may believe that leaving the bathroom door open when you pee removes all the mystique from a relationship, trust us: your partner already knows that you have the same bodily functions as the rest of humankind. And it’s just plain harder to hold a conversation when you have to shout through a big chunk of wood, anyway.

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15. Ignoring morning breath

Is there a greater passion-killer than someone leaning over for a kiss when they’ve just woken up? Well, if you ask that question to someone in a long-term relationship, you may just be met with a blank stare. After all, they learned to deal with their loved one’s morning breath eons ago.

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