Artist: “What kind of cover-up do you want?”
Lady: “I’m not sure; what do you think?”
Artist: “Well, I’ve got a lot of black ink that needs using up…” *scratches head* “I’ll think of something.”
Artist: “Yeesh, that’s bad. I can see why you want a cover-up. Anything in mind?”
Patron: “I was thinking something topical. Topical tattoos are always a good idea, right?”
Artist: “Definitely! You ever heard of Harambe?”
The first tattoo was a misshapen monster bunny. The cover-up was so poorly done that you can still see the Playboy bunny behind her mom and dad’s names. The less said about the brain-melting second cover-up, the better.