18. YouTube book
Because everyone really wants to read a book that tells them what great videos they could be watching if they were online and not reading a book. Or instead, they could just flush some money down the toilet, log on to YouTube and do a search for epic videos – which is, amazingly, completely free!
17. Useless gate
You’ve heard of Watergate and Pizzagate, but the biggest scandal of all is Uselessgate. Indeed, since its installation this gate has been doing an amazing job of making cyclists veer onto the grass, pedestrians get muddy feet and wheelchair users struggle to navigate around it. Perhaps, one day, it will be attached to a fence. But for now, this beautiful yellow specimen stands alone and utterly pointless.
16. Sub-par golf ball
What could possibly be worse than playing golf? Playing golf with a ball that you will never be able to find would certainly fit the bill. But, incredibly, these balls are real and you can actually buy them… for people you don’t like, perhaps.