Public indecency laws clearly need reinforcing in some places. After all, this guy’s choice of outfit – a bottle of beer – isn’t exactly doing much. This is definitely the kind of sight that would make you reconsider walking to work.
Public displays of affection are never pretty either. Just imagine being in a car, on your own, with the freedom to only see the road ahead, rather than having to gaze upon the horrors of your fellow man. You’d never go back to the subway.
If those are indeed onions we see, then clearly this woman has found an effective strategy to keep her personal space intact. Though it looks like her seatmates may start crying at any minute. Still, we’re not sure that’s the best strategy.