Married life can be rosy – a joyous union, full of love and laughter. But that doesn’t mean both parties don’t still value their alone time. And when their better halves head out of town, they’re sure to take full opportunity. Yes, from destroying your diet to making the most of the entire bed, these indulgences will be familiar to any wedded folk who’ve ever had some free time all to themselves.
20. Eat loads of junk food
Sure, when your partner’s around, you may feel some modicum of responsibility to your own health. But when they leave town, all bets are off. Ice cream for breakfast? Sure. Pizza every single night, and the leftovers for lunch the next day? Why not? After all, there’s nobody around to tell you otherwise, or judge you for your terrible, terrible diet.