11. K-Ci & JoJo – “All My Life”
Put K-Ci & JoJo’s 1998 slow jam “All My Life” on in the background when trying to seduce your object of desire and they’ll likely vomit into your waste basket. After all, it’s not so much a gently romantic serenade, more a sugary-sweet assault on the ears, and a totally over-the-top one at that.
10. Justin Bieber – “Baby”
Justin Bieber was just 15 years old when his breakthrough track “Baby” was released in 2010, and no doubt even he’s embarrassed now by its squirmingly saccharin depiction of puppy love and all the drama that entails. That’s not even to remember that Ludacris adds insult to injury through his own embarrassing recollections of teen romance. What a mess.