You Know Times are Tough When Your Turf is a Trashcan

With the recession in full swing life is getting harder. Not yet to the level of the Great Depression, but close enough to impact every sector of society. Some of the hidden sufferers are gangs in the gangland turf wars. As less people can afford drugs and electronics worth stealing, times are getting tough for the small gangs. Some have been reduced to garbage for territory. Like all true thugs though, they tag it and claim it with pride…

Oh but wait, it gets worse. Some poor crews don’t even have a stable dumpster to dive in. Instead they have been knocked down to trash can jacking. They can’t hide their bikes behind it, or even take a leak without being seen.

Don’t feel too bad for them though. There are worse gang turfs to run than garbage pails. When you can’t climb the gang banging hierarchy, things can go pretty bad. In fact these spots are literally full of crap. On the bright side, at least they have a pot to piss in…

Just to prove it’s not all that bad, even if for some gang bangers their turf’s a toilet. When you’re on top of your thug-ability, you can achieve the ultimate pimped out cribs like these. When you have your lot on lockdown, you may have your very own gang shed…

So remember to always follow your pipe dreams kids. Because one day you to could end up in a big pimpin’ swagger shack like this…

Who says a life of crime doesn’t pay. I mean seriously, look at what we are missing. Almost makes you want to quit whatever it is you do and join in the glory of true thug life.

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