These 20 Accidentally Phallic Photos Are Absolutely Hilarious

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When photo bloopers turn phallic, the results can be hilarious, disturbing and definitely borderline NSFW. Featuring everything from unlikely shadowy members to unfortunately-shaped branches, these inadvertently penile pictures are undoubtedly the funniest around.

Take this first pic, for example… It’s the last night of the vacation, so time for a group snap. Just watch out for those in the back row sitting on a wall, legs dangling. That foot sure looks more like a third leg.

You know what it’s like when you’re admiring Renaissance masterpieces: you get pretty ravenous. Sometimes cravings are triggered by actual hunger, other times by something more subliminally symbolic.

Here’s a shot of French soccer manager Arsene Wenger, a man apparently redefining what it means to point instructions from the touchline.

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Cycling chic was all the rage back in the ’90s – the decade when catalog models hadn’t yet learned that wearing black shorts and standing in front of a saddle isn’t a good idea.

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Here, a family day out on the river is ruined by one of the most unfortunately timed shots of all time. Put it away, dad, for crying out loud. You’ll terrify the kids.

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“Oh hi, Badness Records girl, could you tell me where the… My God!” “Is everything okay, sir?” “Er, yes, sorry. I mean, I shouldn’t have noticed, but that shadow looks just like a giant… Never mind.” “Sir, please move along.”

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There’s no restroom at the top of the hill, so the only course of action is to relieve oneself al fresco. But there’s something not quite right about the way she’s doing it. Probably because she is a she and shouldn’t have one of those.

Just a couple of dudes up a tree; nothing to see here. Wait a minute. Are those…? Actually, they might be; branches don’t normally bend that way, right?

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Balloon parties are the best. All that dancing around, trying not to make them pop. Great fun. Sometimes, though, inflatables are blown up into weird shapes. And when this is combined with an unfortunate color and some even more unfortunate positioning, the results can be brilliant.

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Almost as fun as balloon parties are dancing-fueled house parties, especially when a part of a person’s body inadvertently resembles an altogether more inappropriate part – and the resulting moment is captured on camera.

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Some accidentally phallic photos are so crude that a caption is pretty much superfluous. This is one such photo.

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This soccer referee appears to be peeing all over one team’s hope that he may change his mind. The ref’s word is final, after all.

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“What’s for dinner tonight, babe?” “Meat and two veg, yeah?”

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Black is really good at camouflaging parts of the body in nighttime pictures, but it’s equally good at contrasting anything flesh colored. Like this blonde girl’s left hand. Which looks remarkably like something else.

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The girl taking a piggyback ride here has unfortunately slotted her foot inside, rather than outside, the right leg of the girl supporting her. So, thanks to her short dress, she suddenly doesn’t look much like a girl anymore.

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You know what it’s like when you’re riding the subway and you need to pee; it can feel like things are swelling up down there. But here it’s ridiculous: this schlong requires its own seat.

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If someone were to be derogatory about the taste of the world’s best-known cola drink, they might liken its taste to… oh, you get the idea. Mmm, refreshing.

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There’s nothing untoward going on here, at least at first glance. Then you notice the shadow, which appears to have its mouth full.

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Judging by that look on her face, mom may well have been in on this phallic photobomb. Let’s hope that whatever’s in front of her face is a prop and that dad had absolutely nothing to do with it.

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Either the groom or the registrar is clearly a massive – okay, not that massive – joker. And one of them will surely have hell to pay when the bride gets the wedding photos back.

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