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It’s that time of year when children go trick-or-treating and cause sugar-induced chaos; menacing jack-o’-lanterns adorn every doorstep; and scary stories are told by candlelight. Oh, and it’s also the time of year when adults get totally obliterated and pass out in their Halloween costumes. This wondrous scene of debauchery is a prime example – the messy aftermath of Mickey Mouse and Garfield’s night on the town.
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Mario has understandably sat down for a little rest. Well, it’s hard work downing a whole bottle of vodka.
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A classic case of going for the steps way too early. If only Darth Vader could use the Force to get himself safely back to bed.
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Here’s Eeyore vulnerable and alone, slumped among a clutter of empty booze cups – which is kind of how we always imagined him being behind the scenes in Winnie the Pooh.
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It seems that Captain America has had one heck of a night. Even his famous tenacity couldn’t survive the contents of all those beer cans.
The Green Ranger has either been kicked out of the Power Rangers or else he’s aiming to become the next Drunken Master.
Elmo is no longer that little furry ball of innocence from Sesame Street. In fact, in this pic he’s either fallen down drunk or keeled over dead.
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Duffman here may be having a tactical disco nap, but it’s more likely that the much-loved Simpsons character has had one too many of his own product.
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What would Uncle Walt think if he saw Mickey in this tragic state? It’s all kinds of wrong.
It almost wouldn’t be right to dress up as Slash and not pass out drunk. This lady – and, yes, it is a lady – has done a fine job.
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The radiant smile tells us that Garfield probably enjoyed an entire lasagna before moving on to who-knows-how-many beers.
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This wrecked Superman’s caring friends put a blanket under his head and took off his shoes. Then they ruined it by taking his picture and putting it on the internet.
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Who’d have guessed that Guinness would be Spider-Man’s poison of choice? That said, he may have decided to steer clear of the stuff after this disastrous night.
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It looks as though Batman drunkenly passes out like he goes after bad guys – menacingly and in dark shadows.
Evidently, bouncing is not the only thing that Tiggers do best. They’re also pretty damn good at consuming vast amounts of liquor.
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Laa-Laa here has clearly gone to la la land after getting horrendously drunk and losing half of his Teletubbies costume. At least you can’t see his Tinky Winky.
Either Ronald has downed three too many tequilas or he’s just devoured 300 Chicken McNuggets and fallen into a food coma. Either way, he’s going to need help getting home.
This is what happens when Pokey isn’t around to tell Gumby that it’s okay to say no sometimes.
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This Blue Ranger apparently wasn’t smart enough to stay awake on the subway home or even to take off his mask in case he needed to barf.
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If it is, in fact, what you do that defines you, then this guy should be very worried.