20 Innocent-Looking Dogs Who’ve Been Found Guilty Of Unforgivable Crimes

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Dogs may be man’s best friend, but that doesn’t stop them from getting up to all sorts of mischief. And sometimes, you can only wonder whether they actually know exactly what they’re doing. Take these 20 crafty canines: they may look innocent, but they’re clearly megalomaniacal geniuses. Don’t believe us? Just read the signs – like the one next to the dog above. After all, surely that’s all the evidence you need to realize that they’re fully aware of their actions. Because who wouldn’t want glittery poop?

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Yes, because decapitating a teddy bear with your teeth is a clear sign of your innocence. Unfortunately for Phife here, his owners won’t be fooled that easily. Still, his punishment seems similarly sadistic – wearing the evidence of his crime like a novelty hat. You can almost see where he gets it from…

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It’d be fine if he wasn’t so happy about it. Well, actually, it wouldn’t. Because who wants to have a dog sneeze in their mouth? Meanwhile, his massive grin is just adding insult to injury. This dog surely knows exactly what he’s doing.

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As unrepentant criminals go, this dog must surely be right up there with the most unashamed. That massive grin says he knows exactly what he did and he doesn’t care one jot. Yes, he just thinks it’s hilarious – no matter how much his owner tries to shame him.

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If you’re ever after a way to talk someone out of getting a dog, just show them this picture. We’re wincing at the mere thought of it. The mutt, however, doesn’t seem to care at all. An evil genius if ever there was one.

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If it wasn’t for the tongue, you might almost mistake the expression on the leftmost dog’s face for remorse. Somehow, though, we think he’s secretly elated with his evil deed. Not that he even needs to be penitent, of course; just look how happy the other one is to have been peed on.

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It’s hard to stay mad at a face as cute as that – a literal case of “puppy-dog eyes.” It’s easy to understand, then, why this pretty pooch’s owner has had to affix the sign to her collar. After all, how else would anyone realize that she’s actually an evil genius?

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This dog is clearly doing his best to give new meaning to the phrase “holy s***!” We’ve never seen such targeted book consumption. Is this the world’s first example of a dog rejecting religion? Not that any have ever embraced it, of course – as far as we know, anyway.

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We’ve never seen such adorable partners in crime. Yes, while these endearing pups may look wholly innocent, their actions tell a different story. As do the signs placed in front of them, exposing them for the anti-dynamic duo they most certainly are.

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Is there anything better than a hearty Christmas shaming? Well, yes – presents that haven’t been peed on spring to mind, for instance. So while this dog might think it’s gotten away with its heinous deed, the whole family actually knows exactly why this year’s gifts have a rather unpleasant odor.

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We’re not sure which dog is worse in this situation, really. But you have to wonder whether they were working together to give the second dog a colorful meal, or whether it was just a happy coincidence for the poop-eating pooch. Our money’s on the former because these animals certainly are sneaky.

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This dog must basically be the canine embodiment of Dick Dastardly. Who else could come up with such a cunning and ruthless plan? Next time someone tells you dogs aren’t smart, point them in the direction of this mercilessly savage beast.

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Well, we suppose it’s better than attacking the postman. Then again, considering how little these dogs seem to care about who or what gets in their way, who’s to say the poor postie isn’t lying in a crumpled heap, just out of shot? There’s just no telling where these pooches are concerned.

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That note may carry a pretense of remorse for this dog, but we all know he isn’t sorry really. Yes, we’re pretty sure that had he the chance to do it all over again, this cunning canine wouldn’t hesitate. So don’t let his adorable features fool you.

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This dog, meanwhile, might look genuinely repentant – but we have a feeling it’s only because he’s been caught. Otherwise, he’d probably have run wild and free, coloring the entire house in green marker along the way.

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Somehow, we think this eager mutt may have just learned a valuable lesson about what not to eat. Yep, we don’t think he’ll be trying that one again any time soon. But the fact that he did in the first place just shows how ruthless – or at least, greedy – he is.

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Let’s just hope Nick and Mona included a separate RSVP in their invite. If not, they may find a rather soggy surprise waiting in their mailbox in the near future. And as cute as this pup is, we somehow don’t think they’d be able to forgive his foul deed.

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There seems to be a pretty obvious solution here: stop leaving your $100 sunglasses on the table. As the old saying goes – fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and somehow I’m no smarter than a dog. Well, we’re pretty sure that’s how it goes, anyway.

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While this dog may seem like it has severe abandonment issues, really, we reckon it’s just merciless. Getting nervous and peeing on the pillows when its owner leaves town is one thing, but doing it when she just pops to the restroom? Yeah, he knows exactly what he’s up to.

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Apparently, it’s not only kids who you’ve got to worry about leaving home alone. In fact, dogs might even be worse. Just look at how he’s mangled those cups. Clearly, he didn’t know his limits. But his owners have accepted that he hasn’t got an ounce of regret in those innocent eyes.

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