20 Hilarious Autocorrect Fails

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Autocorrect mistakes are a bizarre phenomenon of modern life, and they’ve happened to pretty much all of us at some stage. Whether it’s a mom sending a totally unintentional sexual text to a family member or an accidental confession from a boyfriend, autocorrect fails can be super embarrassing – but they’re also often hilarious.

This woman’s innocent audition for a classic festive show, for example, is transformed into a sinister plan to sell children. Thanks a bunch, autocorrect. We think “birdseed!” could totally catch on as a curse word, though…

Click on for 19 more of our favorite autocorrect fails.

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Lambchop is having a hard time getting to sleep. Instead of going for the tried and tested method of just counting sheep, they’ve opted for the lesser-known “genital thunderstorm” relaxation soundtrack.

This is one of those magical autocorrect flops where you actually get three fails in one. This poor guy was just trying to tell his buddy that he was super hungry, and it all went wrong from there.

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Given that his mom has just revealed some seriously intimate information, this guy actually has a pretty decent reaction, offering a half-hearted, embarrassed “congratulations?” Thankfully, she was just talking about her GPS.

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If you discovered that was the secret ingredient in your friend’s freshly baked cakes, you probably would keep it to yourself. And you also wouldn’t eat any…

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Wow! This guy clearly needs a lesson in text etiquette – and life etiquette, for that matter. Oh right, kittens. That makes a lot more sense.

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Oh great, Paul’s coming over to watch the game. And instead of bringing round beer and chips like a normal person, he’s chosen something a bit different.

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Normally milk has about 3.25 percent fat in it. Grace is shaking things up a bit by bringing over a brand new type of milk for her friend’s cat. Temptations indeed.

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Autocorrect mistakes are normally no big deal, leading to little more than a giggle. But this one is definitely going to lead to a pretty heavy mother-and-son conversation about sexuality. Awkward.

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This guy’s clearly planning some kind of terrorist plot. But at least he’s trying to cover his tracks with a direct message to the “bros” at the CIA. Nice save.

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This question doesn’t sound dumb – that’s a genuine concern, especially since so many people have gluten intolerances and allergies these days. Chicken and placenta could totally be the next big food trend.

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This person has a really weird list of requests for whoever is on their way home. We love the final text of utter despair – classic autocorrect fail.

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Your mom’s what now? That’s kind of too much information for a text, isn’t it? And it’s also not a good enough reason to cancel plans with your buddy.

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Mom calls her daughter “beautiful” and all she gets in return is being called an idiot. Insulting potential customers is not good a business tactic if this woman ever wants to get her hair salon to succeed.

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Someone is whipping up a culinary delight in the kitchen in this autocorrect fail. Although the chef might be using a little too much artistic license with that last ingredient.

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It seems like this dude has taken a not-so-subtle dig at Steve’s new girlfriend and feebly tried to cover it up with the old autocorrect excuse. Way harsh indeed.

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This is why moms need to double-check their texts before sending. Fondled and erect in one creepy text exchange is very careless. *Shudder*.

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This kid is clearly trying to come up with a reasonable excuse to get out of doing something. We think homoeroticism might be a little more fun than homework, but hey, each to their own.

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An Italian combo fondling? We didn’t see that on the menu last time we were at a Subway. But any autocorrect fail involving Kevin Bacon is all right with us.

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This is one of the more polite autocorrect fails we’ve seen, and it’s probably one of the more embarrassing ones, too. He’s not wrong, either: with Craigslist it’s good to double check what’s really for sale.

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