Think you’re having a bad day? Just remember, it could always be worse. Indeed, these sad souls have passed the point of no return: the point at which heading home and curling up in bed is all they want to do. Unfortunately for them, they need to clean up their mess first, whether that means fixing a hole in the roof, fixing the hole in their heart, or pulling their body out of a hole. This first guy probably went through all three…
Boss: “What happened, John?”
John: “I did what you asked. It really hurt, actually.”
Boss: “I said I was happy with the numbers this month, they were through the roof.”
John: “Ah. I might need to turn my hearing aid up. My bad.”
When you feel like your life is stuck in a bit of a hole, the only thing that can make it worse is actually being stuck in a hole. This is literally a new low for this woman. What we’re wondering is: just how did she end up there?
At least she still seems happy, but that’s because it’s not her car. It’s her cheating ex-husbands. It’s his boat, too, and his camera. Incidentally, that went in the water right after she took out the memory card to document this precious moment.
Carl: “I’m going to be late for work because… cement.”
Carl: “Cement everywhere. Cement all up in my grill. I… just… cement.”
Boss: “The word has lost meaning. You’re fired, Carl.”
You can’t make an omelette without cracking a few eggs, so at least these guys will have some comfort food when they get fired. It won’t be good, though. It’s just going to taste like floor and tears.
This gives a new definition to the term “coffin dodger.” Nobody expects to literally be dodging a coffin while they drive. Luckily, this was in Russia and that casket just has a series of smaller caskets inside it.
You can tell by this little girl’s expression that her dad has been braking too hard once or twice already. Her biggest worry in this situation, however, is that she knows they had Mexican food the night before. Barf.
Sally: “Yeah. I put my head in the thing.”
Fireman: “And you…”
Sally: “I’d like you to get it out.”
Fireman: “Should I…”
Sally: “Yeah, cancel our date. I literally can’t face you right now.”
Well that’s a triple-threat on the bad day vibes, buddy. You’re too heavy for conventional scales, you’re barefoot on broken glass and that fancy weighing contraption looked expensive. Just go back to bed, but maybe avoid comfort food for a while.
Ben: “Nice pool.”
Emma: “Thanks. I haven’t used it in a while, actually.”
Ben: “There’s a car in it.”
Emma: “What? Oh man, I’d lose my head if it wasn’t screwed on sometimes. I bet my kids are in the garage.”
Just… how? How do you crash into what looks like the roof of a church? If this isn’t God’s way of telling you to slow down a little, we don’t know what is. We really hope the bells went off at the exact moment of impact.
Sudocrem will heal any wound, except the one in your soul as you walk in to see this. Maybe this kid’s parents should cover him in the white stuff and hope that the little pain disappears.
Whoops! How are you going to get out of that one? Our advice: use that sword to start slashing at the other troops’ pants. You won’t be alone and you’ll soon earn a quick escort out of there. It might be time to think about changing to boxers, rather than slips, too.
Locked out of your van? Quick! Call a locksmi… oh, wait. You are the locksmith.This one is a double whammy, because the guy behind the camera is a professional photographer who can’t seem to take a decent photograph.
Are you one of those people who can’t function properly until you’ve had your morning coffee? This guy is, and he got stuck in a loop of disappointment for six days. Eventually, he just stuck his head under the machine and drank from the tap.
“Okay Hans, this is your moment. You’ve been training for years for this glorious opportunity. You’re the man. You’re unbeatable. All you have to do is make it over this final hurdle. You can do it! You can… OOMPHOWOWOWOW!”
This poor guy looks like he’s simply accepted that he is paint now. He’s never going to move again until he’s either dried or died. All life is pain. All life is paint.
This utter devastation was caused by leaving the gas pump in and driving away. Further back down the road there’s a wake of destruction and an out of breath gas station attendant shaking his fist in rage. Grrr!
Golfer: “You know how it is. You’re just stepping up to the 18th hole, two shots under par, and out of nowhere a herd of wild cacti attack you.”
Officer: “Sure, Jim. That’s what’s stopping you get a good score.”
Golfer: “Why does no one ever believe me?”
“See, this is your problem Dave. You always take things too far. When you said, ‘let’s drive to the beach,’ I knew you actually meant, ‘lets drive into the sea.’ That’s why I said no to skydiving.”