20 Pets Who Are Totally Hacked Off With Their Stupid New Haircuts

Unfortunately for them, pets don’t get much of a say when it comes to their haircuts. In fact, all they can do is grit their teeth and hope that their owners have at least an ounce of sensibility. Where these cats, dogs and other unlucky animals are concerned, however, that’s definitely not the case. Yes, after one look at their loathing expressions, it’s pretty clear that these pets have a newfound hatred for their owners.

Whoever was trimming this little guy’s hair appears to have only done half the job. Cutting the fur of such a fluffy, adorable mutt is already criminal enough, but to leave just the head intact? That’s really screwing the poor pooch over.

Sometimes, however, things go completely the other way. Yes, this dour-looking canine has every reason to be upset; his head no longer looks proportionate to his body. Don’t these owners understand that when it comes to pets, haircuts are an all-or-nothing deal?

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Of course, it’s not just dogs who are prone to terrible haircuts. After all, this alpaca is looking particularly miserable after its latest trim. And who can blame the poor thing? The completely shaved body might work for some humans, but for animals it’s definitely not a good look.

This fluffy fellow was apparently given his rather alarming haircut as a countermeasure against the warm summer weather. While he might appreciate it in the long run, right now, he looks totally hacked off.

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If you’ve ever looked at your cat and thought, “I really wish you looked like a loaf of sliced bread,” then this unfortunate feline should be right up your street. For all the sane people out there, however, it’s not difficult to see that this haircut is nothing short of an abomination.

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You can almost see the wistful regret in this dog’s eyes, as he yearns for the once-great body of fur that’s been so cruelly taken away and reformed into a Mohawk. His melancholy brooding in front of the mirror might make for a hilarious picture, but at what cost?

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Cats aren’t traditionally known for their punk rock sensibilities. Although now that we think about it, they do have a penchant for sticking it to the man – that is, their owners. So maybe this wild Mohawk-mane combo is actually fitting. Not that the cat itself seems too happy about it, of course.

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This poor pooch must be absolutely freezing, at least from the neck down, anyway. Dogs might usually be man’s best friend, but it’s probably a good idea to steer clear of this guy until his fur grows back. After all, that face is a terrible mix of anger and sorrow.

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The confused expression on this cat’s face might be totally hilarious, but it’s hard not to feel just a little bit of empathy for its situation. After all, its head now looks completely out of proportion with its body.

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We don’t know who decided this cute little canine wasn’t already adorable enough, but this is just taking things too far. Dear pet owners: animals don’t need human hairstyles. That’s what humans are for. Stop trying to live vicariously through your dogs.

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Someone’s clearly far too obsessed with Pokémon. How else do you explain the garish red Mohawk running from head to tail of this poor pup? If your dog wouldn’t look out of place at an anime convention, then you know you’ve crossed the line.

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Is this the edgiest dog you’ve ever seen? Unfortunately, it seems to have missed the emo trend by a decade or so. Perhaps it’s time for its owner to do some growing up and realize that dogs shouldn’t have fringes.

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No pet quite manages to express their seething rage quite like cats. Indeed, the completely hacked off expression on this feline’s face really says it all: this is pretty much the worst haircut ever witnessed, for man or beast.

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Just because you can’t have a pet lion, it doesn’t mean the next best thing is shaving your cat to look like a miniature version. While the results are undeniably cute, it can’t be comfortable for the poor moggy in question. And it’s clearly not impressed: this cat can’t bear to even look at its owner.

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What is it with people giving their cats weirder and weirder Mohawks? This particular specimen has just ended up looking like its back is covered in baby-sized brooms. Come on, people: cats look awesome enough already without you interfering.

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Sometimes cats might have no other option than to have their fur shaved, for any number of medical reasons. But you’d think that they’d at least be done the courtesy of having all their fur shaved. This moggy may not understand the reasons for her new ’do, but you can be sure she absolutely loathes it.

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We’re not sure whether it’s the dinky little boots, the massive white beard or the incomprehensibly fluffy tail, but there’s something hilarious about this cat’s haircut. Evidently, it doesn’t agree; that face looks like one that’s ready to kill.

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Giving this dog a goatee appears to have been a grave mistake. In aping Satan’s choice of facial hair, the mutt has also seemingly managed to summon the Devil’s demonic powers. How else do you explain those glowing green eyes?

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Have you ever seen a dog wearing dungarees? No? Well, you still haven’t, despite the crazy photo above. Yes, that’s really just his fur shaved to look like the classic ’90s fashion staple. We don’t know who to be more embarrassed for – the dog or its owner.

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Perhaps this dog’s owner just couldn’t bear to shave it fully. Its golden orange fur is a beautiful color, after all. But leaving a single, solitary stripe across its back is almost adding insult to injury – particularly as it’s not even central. There’s no doubt this dog must be absolutely fuming.

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