20 Photos Of Animals That Look Set To Drop The Biggest-Selling Records Of The Year

Imagine if animals could release albums. Rapping roosters, singing squirrels and bird bands would totally be all the rage. Alas, it’s an idea that will indeed have to stay relegated to the imagination. But judging by these hilarious photos, it’s something the animals clearly want to happen, too. After all, they’ve already got the album artwork covered.

These penguins look way too gangster for their own good. Clearly, they’re about to drop the biggest hip-hop record of the year. And we’d basically be the first in line, because who wouldn’t want to listen to a group of badass penguins rapping about, presumably, eating fish and sliding down snowy slopes?

Just like everything else in life, these pandas clearly aren’t taking their album cover shoot seriously. But that’s probably all part of the appeal. Like the sort of jokey, playful boy band that teenage girls fawn over, these lovable creatures will soon be shooting up the charts.

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Have you ever seen a cooler kangaroo than this? Exuding confidence by the bucketload, this crooner is sure to sell a similar amount of records when he drops his latest ballad-stuffed album. Indeed, we can almost hear those silky smooth love songs now…

Who knew rabbits could be so soulful? Well, whichever record label signed up this brooding bunny, of course. Indeed, it looks set to drop what could be the greatest, most pensive album of all time, let alone the year.

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Let’s be honest, it’s really the hair that gives these ponies the killer edge. But as 90 percent of a musician’s success these days appears to be down to their image, we’ll allow it. And when this duo hits the festival circuit, we’ll sure they’ll be the, er, mane attraction.

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We have no idea how the universe arranged this wild selection of animals in just the right place, at just the right time. But whoever was there to capture the photo must have thought all their Christmases had come at once. After all, this is clearly set to be the greatest collaborative musical venture of all time.

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Is this a #ThrowbackThursday post? No? Well, maybe ’70s funk is making a comeback, then. Or at least, it must be if these cool canines are anything to go by. Indeed, they look set to drop the biggest funk record in decades.

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The Beastie Baaas look ready to light up the world of sheep-based hip-hop. Indeed, they’re down to fight for your right to baaa-rty, and they’re well prepared to get no sleep ’til New Zealand. Well, either that, or this dynamic duo are just preparing to go on the lamb together.

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They say cats are the more thoughtful of all Earth’s creatures, and this image is clearly proof. Indeed, we’ve never seen an animal look quite so positively melancholy. Put your headphones on and turn down the lights: things are about to get deep.

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This pooch might look a little down, but you just know it’s about to burst out into the smoothest, most effortless (while simultaneously lyrically amazing) rap verses of all time. It might be 12,000 feet up a mountain, but this dog’s musical ambitions are sky high.

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Who let the dogs out? Well, whoever it was, give them a raise: these pups are totally ready to drop some pooch-related pop on us all. Or maybe rock’s more their thing. It definitely lends itself better to band names. Canine Inch Nails, anyone?

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You need a keen sense of style if you want to succeed in the cutthroat music industry of the 21st century. Thankfully, these fashionable pups clearly have it down to a tee. Or should that be down to a plaid shirt? Either way, we’re eager to hear whatever they’re about to release on the world.

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It’s true what they say: music brings people together. And animals, of course. These cats and dogs, once natural enemies, have found a common ground in music. And if this picture is anything to go by, the results are going to be absolutely massive.

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This dog’s coolness factor is completely off the charts. In fact, Snoop Dogg himself might want to watch out for this mutt, who’s clearly scared of nobody in his desire to become the greatest canine artist of all time.

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Emo’s coming back in a big way in 2017. At least, it must be if these horses are anything to go by. Just look at the mighty mane on this fringed fellow at the front, for instance. And really, is there any animal more metal than a stallion like this?

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Hold on to your whiskers: these gritty kitties are about to launch an onslaught of sound upon your ears. And judging by the looks on their faces, it might be too much for you to handle. Indeed, these moggies clearly mean serious business.

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There’s only one reason an animal would look as brooding as this mandrill monkey – it’s about to drop the hottest album of the year, of course. We feel like this is a far more mysterious animal, though: who knows what kind of genre masterpiece it might be hiding up its sleeve?

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These Siberian cats sure aren’t messing around. Indeed, they look like they’re about to light up – or, more pertinently, switch the lights out on – the death metal world. Sure, it might be a little bit terrifying, but we’re so ready for it.

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These pigeons might look ready to drop a rap album on us all, but what would pigeons even rap about, anyway? How many poor pedestrians they’re going to defecate on today? Or perhaps how much food they’ve managed to pilfer straight from the hands of unknowing diners?

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These chickens sure aren’t clucking around when it comes to their music. Indeed, they look positively furious, so we’re probably in for some pretty heavy stuff here. If Chicken Run is anything to go by, though, these birds are likely to have some serious issues to get off their feathers.

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