This is the internet, and unless this is the first web page you’ve ever visited, then chances are you already know that there are some weird pictures out there. Some photos, though, just take things to the next level. And the following strange snapshots will really make you wonder what’s wrong with some people. Think everything from a woman making ice cubes out of oddly flavored water to a guy offering $10 lobotomies.
You can sort of see the intent, but what kind of person reads English from top to bottom rather than left to right? Nobody – that’s who. So, honestly, we’re almost starting to think this person arranged these notes intentionally as some kind of warped reverse-psychology experiment.
Well, that’s one way to get your students to pay attention. After all, there’s no way we’d want to be on the receiving end of that particular punishment. We can’t imagine how difficult these kids must have made life for this teacher if she had to resort to boxing gloves, though.
This poor kitty looks as though it’s had just about enough of its owner’s shenanigans. And we can’t say we blame it: whoever heard of putting human clothes on a cat? Just because you’re totally head over heels with your moggy, doesn’t mean the reverse is true. If you want that kind of mutual affection, try dogs.
You don’t need to be a health-and-safety expert to realize that this is not the way to clean out your wood chipper. In fact, you only need a modicum of common sense to know that it can only end badly. But while the guy might be a goner – albeit we sincerely hope not – let’s hope his kids aren’t a chip off the old block…
How does this situation even happen in the first place? Who sees such terrible congestion and thinks, “Yep, I’ll drive straight into that?” Really, these people might as well just abandon their cars. And that’s still pertinent advice, because no matter when this photo was taken, presumably the vehicles are all still deadlocked even now.
Frankly, this solution doesn’t even make sense. Surely disposable saran wrap is more costly than a pair of shoes in the long run? Not to mention all the extra support that some actual footwear would give you. Yeah, we can’t imagine that this is in any way comfortable.
There can’t be a worse way than this to find out that you got someone pregnant. After all, if anyone recognizes your car and sees this before you do, then suddenly it’s not such a secret anymore. Plus – it’s hardly the personal touch that this kind of situation usually requires.
A drop-in lobotomy service? Sign us up. Seriously, though, surely the only people who’d be foolish enough to let this guy operate on them are those who have already had a lobotomy. Yeah, somehow we don’t think he’ll be getting much custom, even at those bargain prices.
If this guy wanted more than two wheels, he probably shouldn’t be driving a motorbike. Then again, maybe these are just the extreme version of stabilizers on kids’ bicycles. Either way, he’s going to have a terrible time trying to change gear in those things.
Call us crazy, but we’re pretty sure the standard way to deal with a bomb is to run the hell away and call the local disposal squad. Driving one down the highway on the back of a trailer somehow seems a bit less safe, especially if any heavy braking is involved.
To be fair, this is almost impressive. We’re not sure an insurance provider would see it the same way, of course, but you have to have some serious skills to get your car stuck in a tree. So much so, in fact, that we really can’t conceive of how this could ever have happened. Take that, laws of physics.
We’re not sure what’s more worrying about this picture: the fact that this person clearly never cleans their car or the fact that they drank this much McDonald’s coffee in the first place. Either way, it really seems as if some kind of intervention is necessary. Just don’t ask us to be the ones to act on it.
We’ve heard of suicide by cop, but suicide by birds seems like another thing altogether. Clearly, that’s what this guy is aiming for, though. Why else would he have stuck countless slices of bread to himself and then hit the beach? Let’s just be glad we can’t see the aftermath.
We’d love to see inside this guy’s brain, even if just for a second, to know what could have inspired this moment of madness. That said, after looking at this, a second is probably all we could handle in said cerebrum. Even if the rainbow sort of makes sense – sort of – why oh why did he need to stand with his hands in the toilet?
This person has a point. After all, security tags are supposed to be removed by cashiers when you pay. We could, of course, give the wearer the benefit of the doubt here and assume that the cashier simply missed it. Really, it just depends on how cynical you are.
If you’re wondering what’s going on in these pictures, well, it’s exactly what it looks like. Yep, those are hot dogs boiling in a pan of water. And yep, that is the very same water being used for ice cubes. Apparently, they’re for guests this person isn’t, shall we say, overly fond of. We’re not sure if we’ve ever seen anything so horrific.
This guy is either the stupidest person in the world or the bravest . Then again, judging by how peaceful the tiger looks, perhaps he’s just the friendliest – at least towards big cats. Not even the other tigers seem bothered by his presence. Just don’t try this yourself.
Rather than removing the gum stuck under the desk in this classroom, the decorators apparently decided to just paint over it. Somehow, though, we don’t think it’s quite done the job. After all, white gum is already a thing, so this ingenious “disguise” isn’t going to fool anyone. If you want a job done right…
This must be why our parents always told us never to put our feet on the dashboard. And we weren’t even wearing several-inch-high heels at the time. Somehow we think this person might have learned a lesson – whatever their reason for having their legs in the air.
We’re just lost for words about this picture. It’s simply outside our realm of comprehension: nothing we’ve ever seen is as baffling as what’s going on here. Why is the pig creature wearing two bras and not regular clothes? Why does it exist? And why are children present? Someone, somewhere, please bring us the answers.