The 20 Weirdest Things Ever Witnessed In Public Restrooms

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Anything to do with the general public is pretty much guaranteed to have its fair share of truly weird and wonderful moments. Where public restrooms are concerned, however, it’s far more likely to be the former. From all manner of animals poking their heads out of the toilet bowl, to people treating it like their own personal bathroom, it doesn’t get much stranger than this.

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Imagine walking into a cubicle, for instance, only to find this little guy swimming around in the toilet bowl. It really brings new meaning to the phrase “you’ve been catfished.”

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There’s something weirdly efficient, if horrendously unhygienic, about this. After all, as you pass food through your gut, you need to replenish those lost nutrients – though perhaps not that quickly. And we’re not sure a burger and fries is really the best choice, either…

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There’s just too much going on here for our brains to comprehend. The longer you look, the weirder it gets – from the terrifying, life-size Fozzie Bear to the woman using the urinal. In fairness, though, Fozzie looks just as confused as the rest of us.

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Surely whatever work you have to do can wait until you’re finished in the bathroom? Or maybe the Wi-Fi signal is just better in the cubicle. Either way, we’re pretty sure this is what smartphones and tablets were invented for.

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Wild animals hanging out in the restroom are apparently more common than we thought. This guy doesn’t seem to mind, anyway. Getting down and dirty with a wombat has clearly been a lifelong dream of his.

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Clearly, this fowl creature has been playing too much Angry Birds. The look on the guy’s face is absolutely priceless – but what happened next is up to your imagination. Our money’s on a budget version of the Peter vs. the Chicken fight, Family Guy style…

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This poor fish. Whoever was cruel enough to leave it discarded in a public restroom could have at least had the common courtesy to let it swim in the toilet or sink. Not that it would have fit, of course…

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This is equal amounts weird and terrifying. Can you imagine bursting into a cubicle, desperate to relieve your full bladder, only to find a dead pig’s head staring up at you? It’s like something out of a low-budget horror movie.

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Remember: always check the toilet bowl before sitting down. You wouldn’t want a massive snake to slither up and bite you somewhere unpleasant, would you? Apparently, that’s a real possibility in some places.

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Now public restrooms are for the public, obviously – the clue’s in the name. But, sometimes, people take a little too much liberty with their bathroom activities. This guy’s basically treating it like he lives there. No wonder someone’s stopped to snap a photo.

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That’s one soggy possum. What is it with animals finding their way into toilet bowls? Maybe the conical shape feels like a protective shield from the terrors of the outside world. Or maybe they’re just thirsty. Either way, we know we’ll be triple-checking every single time we go.

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Girls are well-known for doing their makeup in the restroom, often in groups, but this takes the cake when it comes to getting ready on the go. We don’t even want to know why a shower cap is required.

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It looks like someone got a bit too excited while using this restroom. Perhaps it was Tinker Bell and she exploded into a purple, glittery mess. Anyway, that restroom will probably be sparkling for years.

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Is this the most disproportionate human being in the world? Or is it just a guy with a baby on his shoulders? Whatever you see in this weird, restroom-based ink blot test, there’s no denying just how unnerving it must have been to find that face staring out over the cubicle.

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There’s nothing like a bit of privacy when you’re using a public bathroom. Even guys sometimes just want to slip away from the urinals into a cubicle – but that won’t cut it in some places, apparently.

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Of all the terrifying creatures to leap out of the porcelain bowl at you, there’s probably none more likely to make you void your bowels prematurely than an actual shark. It’s like a low-budget, frat boy comedy version of Jaws.

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Okay, that’s definitely not a cellphone charger – so what kind of crazy technological equipment is this person using inside that cubicle? In fact, we’re not sure we even want to know. This is the sort of situation where you just back away slowly…

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It looks like whoever went to use this toilet didn’t notice the poor squirrel. Safe to say, the rodent will need therapy to get over this traumatizing incident.

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Picture it: you’re seated on the toilet, minding your own business, when suddenly up pops a husky dog. Its eyes bore deep into your soul, while all you can do is sit, frozen in mingled shock and terror, resolving never to use a public restroom ever again. Oh, and of course take a photo. ’Cuz this is just too weird.

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