20 Witty Wi-Fi Names That Are Too Funny for Words

If you’ve just moved into a new pad, it’s time to get creative. And no, we’re not talking about redecorating – we’re talking about hooking up your internet connection. Because when it comes to naming your new Wi-Fi account, the world is your oyster. And these well-connected Wi-Fi wordsmiths have really gone to town…

20. It hurts when IP

This Wi-Fi account holder is either a master of wordplay or simply sending out a thinly veiled cry for medical help. In the latter case, they should probably use that connection to Google the nearest clinic. Ouch.

19. Mom use this one

One super-helpful son or daughter went out of their way to make sure mom could get online. Mind you, this is Basic Internet 101 for the technologically challenged.

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18. The LAN before time

This pun-enthusiast isn’t just a master of wordplay – they’ve also shown themselves to have a deep appreciation of dinosaur cartoons too. It’s a winning combination.

17. Drop it like it’s hotspot

This network is where the party’s at. In fact, this seems less a server name, and more an invitation to anyone within range to get down.

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16. The Promised Lan

In a lot of ways, data really is the manna of the modern age. And when you’re all out and in desperate need of a connection, who hasn’t prayed to stumble upon the Promised Lan of free Wi-Fi?

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15. Yell penis for password

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A brilliantly creative way to secure your network from Wi-Fi freeloaders. Still, anyone brave enough to request this password has probably earned it.

14. I.P. Freely

This wireless user is incredibly honest. However, it’s likely that they’re more than a little messy in the bathroom.

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13. Tell my Wi-Fi love her

This seemingly romantic pun could also be a little creepy – like the final words of a husband preparing to part ways forever. In fact, if Ghost had been written a few decades later, this might have been how Patrick Swayze would have communicated with Demi Moore.

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12. Pretty fly for a Wi-Fi

This is one pretty fly Wi-Fi name to be sure. At least, all the ladies say so.

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11. I now declare you man and Wi-Fi

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Who could blame this networker for giving up on online dating entirely and deciding to settle down with his one true love: the internet itself? Now that’s a connection worth making.

10. Wi Believe I Can Fi

This truly punderful Wi-Fi name pays homage to R. Kelly’s 1990s classic hit, which we all remember from the movie Space Jam. Touch the sky, indeed.

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9. You’re music is annoying…

Careful: grammar police living within range. We think it’s fair to say that these two Wi-Fi neighbors haven’t really connected.

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8. Silence of the LAN

Who would dare break into this network? After all, the owner of this Wi-Fi clearly exists in a dark corner of the web.

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7. Winternet is coming

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A Wi-Fi name for the diehard Throner household. Or for a house of LANnisters, perhaps?

6. Router? I hardly know her

A modern take on a classic pun. Certainly, this joke is almost as old as the internet itself! And old doesn’t necessarily mean good.

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5. Hide yo kids hide yo Wi-Fi

This is just sage advice to anyone within range. After all, there could be a web intruder about…

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4. Everyday I’m buffering

This riff on LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem” is perfect for the frustrated streamer. Because if you didn’t laugh at your slow internet connection, you’d cry.

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3. Funny, it worked last time

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This household network has been broken into one too many times. And now, they’ve decided to have the last laugh.

2. Martin Router King

This network user had a computer and a dream. A dream that one day, they would be able browse the web free from tethers and cables.

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1. The Amazing Spider Lan

It looks like the famous arachnoid superhero has got caught up in a different kind of web. That being said, the possibilities for superhero-based Wi-Fi names are endless: BatLan, SuperLan…

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