The internet is a beautiful place where everyone is welcome to express their art, their opinions and, far too often, their baffling inability to spell. Blame it on autocorrect, limited attention spans or even the character limit on Twitter, but missteaks are far two freq8tly found these days. Consequently, public shaming is perhaps our best defense against such atrocities.
In this case however, don’t tell our friend Caesar. He loves salads and can’t keep his hands off them. When Caesar sees your seizure salad, he’ll seize your seizure salad. You see?
Actually, firstable you’re gonna suck at English – so let’s start with that; then we’ll think about conquering German and French. Baby steps, my dear, baby steps.
Little known fact: Hammy downs are the most nutritious part of a ham joint. Often, doctors prescribe these for small people as a healthy alternative to growth hormones.
If your parents were anything like the Ancient Greek doctor Hippocrates then yes, they were young once – around 2,500 years ago. And arguably, their impact on the field of medicine was so profound it influenced even modern practice. I hate when my parents do that, too.
Nothing to be concerned about CA. We know loads of guys who have never made their girlfriend an organism. Mind you, that’s probably because they don’t cook or even make salads. Oh, and they also wear protection to prevent making an organism that will later cry and demand more stuff.
What was that, um… singer called? She, um… she sang that, um… song about, um… single, um… ladies, or something. We’ll admit, it would be weird seeing her in your local gym. Surely she can afford her own space.
If you take a human to a quarry and ask nicely, then the staff will compress that person until he or she has turned to stone. Granted, that person won’t be around to see the results, but you’ll have a nice new kitchen top.
My dog does this, and it always makes people feel really uncomfortable. Don’t be that guy at a party. You might think you’re just being friendly, but people can be surprisingly sensitive when strangers do this.
We have two questions for you: Why? And: How big is your dog? There’s probably a joke about a “special glaze” here, but we don’t really want to think about it.
And while you are at it, you can drop that butter-wouldn’t-melt-in-your-mouth look too. We can see that air or superiority hiding just pasteurize. We’ve seen it all before, and by this point it’s getting a little cheesy.
She’s right, you know. Here’s a list of more bad things that begin with “K:” Kloroform; krokodile bites; konstipation; korporate greed; kemical warfare; kalluses; kalculated kampaigns koordinated to konstantly kontrol a kommunity’s kustoms and kreeds; konsistent misspellings.
Sorry Wiz Chillifa, we’re going to have to go against you on this one. For too long the Victorians who exist in modern society have faced oppression due to their odd fashion sense of ruffled shirts and top hats. It’s nice to see that one man has finally been validated.
Ah Tyrese. You never disappoint when you express yourself to the Twitterverse. Unfortunately, the first step for many budding aurthur’s tends to be the ability to spell the word author.
Interestingly, magnesium is an incendiary agent that burns at an incredibly high temperature and can cause devastating effects when used in weaponry. So yes, you’re right, you’d have to be an asshole to use it.
If that were true Janeil, wouldn’t we have a lot of older women having babies? See, this is why you have problems when uterus everything you read on the internet.
Where do we start with this one? We feel sorry for the poor Aarons who are being forced to run against their will, but come on Bushratata… that’s not even a more efficient way of typing ADHD.
To be fair, it is hard to type with a migraine. But surely, if you had one your first thought wouldn’t be to head to Twitter. Unless, he really did have a tiny mindgrain, in which case this all makes perfect sense.
You should go man, it’s a great trip. While you are there don’t forget to visit the top of the Mac de Triomphe as well. You could even combine it with a European tour and catch all of the sights, like the London Eyepod, the ibend tower of Pizza and a little i-paddle along canals of VenAir.
You shouldn’t let the color of your skin stop you from doing anything, dude. If you want corn roads in your hair, you go get them. They might be expensive, though, as you’ll probably be legally obliged to install street lights.
Careful not to mess with Stizzle, guys. You either act like an adult and talk things out, or she gets her buddy Barry round to sort you out – a man so dangerous with a hatchet, just mentioning his name is a serious threat.