20 Douchey Dogs with No Concept of Personal Space Whatsoever

Dogs – they’re a man’s best friend and they know it. And while they’re full of love our pet pooches don’t always understand the concept of personal space. From napping on your face to pinning you down in the garden, here are 20 occasions when dogs got hilariously too close to the mark.

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It’s good to catch a few rays when the sun’s out. This woman saw a full moon too when her pug decided to use her face as a sun lounger.

Dogs love to hang their heads out of the car window when rolling along the highway. They will do it at every opportunity, even if it means getting a boost off of a small child.

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It’s fair to describe a pug as a lap dog. It’s not so fair when that lap belongs to someone smaller than the pug.

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You’re having a work-from-home day. Unfortunately your dog uses this an opportunity for a “let’s hang out and watch cars drive by on the street outside” day.

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Someone in this picture looks like they slept well. The other looks like they’ll have to build a kennel in the backyard so this never happens again.

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There’s nothing cozier than a lie in with your head buried in a mountain of soft pillows. And your dog would swear your face is equally as comfy.

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This dog thought he saw a squirrel. You might have seen it too had the dog not decided to use your face as a watch post.

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Something about this dog’s face says, “Yay! Movie night!” Its owner might have been equally excited before the dog took such an awkward vantage point right in her face.

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Some dogs have no concept of their enormous size. All they want is a few cuddles in your lap, which unfortunately means completely flooring you with no room to breathe.

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Road trips are fun for the whole family. But when mom said, “Close your eyes and have a nap. When you wake up we’ll be there,” it’s fairly certain she wasn’t talking to the dog.

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When the only person you live with is your wife it should be safe to leave the bathroom door unlocked for a bit of “quiet time.” Not when you’re the owner of these huskies, obviously.

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Let’s chill and watch some TV, they said. It’ll be relaxing, they said. This dog obviously has no concept of laying down quietly by the couch.

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It’s nice to sit and chill on the sofa after a hard day at work. That’s up until your Boxer decides that it’s nice to sit and chill on your throat after a hard day waiting for you to come home.

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However this guy ended up face down on the concrete, it was almost certainly painful. But it’s nice to see that the Labrador is making the best of a bad situation.

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Nothing beats lounging on the sofa with a cup of coffee. And this dog found the perfect spot. It looks like he might steal the remote, too.

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You’re just hanging out and chilling without a care in the world. And then your dog demands to know whether he’s been a good boy. In this situation he definitely hasn’t.

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This dog is all about chilling out and relaxing on the rooftop garden. His slightly bemused owner may think he’s getting a little too comfortable.

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Everyone knows that two’s company and three’s a crowd. The space on this couch is definitely looking a little crowded with this huge dog vying for space.

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Dogs. They’ll steal your space on the couch, your privacy and then make eyes at your beer. But when you have a dog in your life who needs personal space anyway?

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