20 Giant Pooches Who Think They Are Lap Dogs

You may not be able to carry these dogs around in stylish handbags, but that doesn’t stop them from claiming ownership of their humans’ laps. In fact, these enormous pooches clearly have no concept of how big they really are. Take this guy, for instance. It looks like it has mistaken its owner for a cuddly cushion.

Concealing yourself under this dog is a great way to win hide-and-go-seek.

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Why sit on the floor when there’s a perfectly good lap to perch on instead? This guy has got it figured out.

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The first rule of being a lap dog is never leave a lap empty.

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Aw, it just wants to be one of the guys.

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Since his movie career ended, Beethoven has become a bit of a couch potato.

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Its dog friends would be ashamed to see this canine acting like a scaredy-cat.

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Is this dog twerking? If so, its owner needs to stop watching Miley Cyrus on that laptop.

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It’s a good job he crossed his legs.

Clearly some laps are more popular than others. The guy on the right here has given up trying to get in on the lap action.

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This dog is so big that it needs two laps.

He’s now regretting having opted for those novelty pajama pants over a second armchair.

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It’s pretty hard to catch a tan when your dog blocks out the sun, and it must be harder to take when said pooch doesn’t even look especially happy about it.

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This dog is going to need a bigger human.

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The woman’s face tells you the dog just farted.

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You’re never too big for a morning hug. Also, is there a connection between novelty PJs and giant lap dogs?

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Humans and chairs are basically the same thing, though humans clearly edge it with their comfiness factor.

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This dog refuses to accept that he’s just lost at musical chairs.

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There’s a reason why they call this breed a mountain dog.

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Seeing as it’s the biggest dog there, it makes sense that it should call shotgun on the lap.

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