20 Super-Creepy Garage Sale Finds That’ll Haunt Your Dreams Forever

1 Disturbing garage sale items creepy teeth mug
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Garage sales are always a gamble. On the one hand, you might pick up a rare piece of vinyl or an undervalued artwork that’s worth far more than you paid for it. On the other, you might accidentally stumble across a nerve-shredding artifact of your nightmares incarnate.

Take this gruesome mug, for example. Drinking coffee from it would certainly wake you up in the morning – and keep you from ever falling back to sleep again.

4 Disturbing garage sale items electric chair
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“Death-Row Ken” can be bought alone or as part of a set with “Grieving Widow Barbie.” A lot of kids have tortured their toys over the years, but this is taking it to a whole new level.

5 Disturbing garage sale items three eyed green child
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Intense, green, three-eyed cactus baby for sale – only $10. No thanks, we’d rather keep the ten bucks and put it towards the therapy we now need.

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6 Disturbing garage sale items hairy doll
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Dolls are scary at the best of times, and this cross between Chucky and Freddy Krueger doesn’t even know the definition of “the best of times.” It seems someone redressed it after trying to use it for kindling. Creepy.

11 Disturbing garage sale items lion coffee table
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The tacky lion table is horrifying enough, but the extra care taken on the big cat’s, well, “underside” is what makes it super creepy. Let’s not even talk about the stack of condoms that may or may not have been included with the purchase.

7 Disturbing garage sale items black eyed doll
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This terrifying ventriloquist dummy with obvious self-esteem issues is selling for $150! That’s a lot of money for something that will inevitably stab you while you sleep.

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8 Disturbing garage sale items machete gnome
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A smug, bearded gnome has taken a little girl hostage and she’s trying to put on a brave face. You keep your violent gnome and we’ll keep our sanity, thank you very much.

18 Disturbing garage sale items time out chair
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Was the idea to make this time-out chair so utterly terrifying that no one would want to sit in it? Perhaps this was to scare the kids into behaving themselves.

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20 Disturbing garage sale items nun severed uncle sam head painting
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For $20, we’re guessing this isn’t a Michelangelo original. Whoever painted it, though, obviously wanted to both offend every American and give them nightmares.

9 Disturbing garage sale items squirrell butt
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“Sooo… Dave?”
“Yeah?”
“What’s with the squirrel butt?”
“Oh, that? Sharon took the head in the divorce. I keep this half to remind me of her.”

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10 Disturbing garage sale items panties wearing light
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We’re struggling to imagine any room that this lamp would look good in. If you think just the look of it is a little perverted, wait until you see how to turn it on.

12 Disturbing garage sale items lady boy doll
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Here’s another creepy doll to ruin your day. Those decayed, washed-out green eyes have seen things you can’t even imagine, and now they’re going to watch over you.

13 Disturbing garage sale items no eyed doll
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The painted eyelashes make this hollow-headed doll seem super-sinister. Her eyes are all-consuming voids and her face is steadily imploding. Fun, huh?

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14 Disturbing garage sale items disturbing sailor ventriloquist dummy
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We know for a fact that this spine-chilling sailor is possessed by the tortured soul of his previous owner. If you stare at him long enough, he’ll slowly turn towards you and blink.

Beware if you ever encounter this haggard horse. Legend has it that she comes alive at night to feed on human blood and tears. The last thing you’ll hear is the creak of rocking wood and a hauntingly quiet whinny.

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16 Disturbing garage sale items scariest doll ever
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This zombiefied doll has a pretty serious skin condition. Maybe she survived a house fire, or maybe she is wearing the skin of her victims. We think the latter.

17 Disturbing garage sale items death penalty trucker hat
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“We’ll pick you up” is already in use by another well-known car-rental company, so that ruled out the subtle approach here. A slightly less bloodthirsty company slogan might draw in a few more customers, though.

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19 Disturbing garage sale items sad you made me what I am doll
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Just in case you were still wondering what to buy your mom this Christmas. Merry Christmas, Mom! Who loves ya, baby?

2 Disturbing garage sale items condom tie
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Why would anyone wear a tie with tiny cartoon condoms on it? Why would anyone make this tie in the first place? At least it would actually work as a good form of protection, because no one who wears this is getting lucky.

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3 Disturbing garage sale items jesus footballer from behind
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You’re getting a little too familiar there, Jesus. He appreciates your support, I’m sure, but you’ve got to respect some boundaries.

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