These 20 Guys Clearly Parked Their Cars Like a Boss

Sometimes you just don’t have time to wait for a spot in a busy parking lot, and it’s at those moments that you get to show the world you go by your own parking rules. Better still, let these guys teach you how it’s done. The driver here, for instance, managed not only to wedge his or her ride into an elegant 45 degree angle but also hopped out and took a picture of it.

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In May 2009 Robert Caton crashed his $18,000 Rolls Royce through the window of a Tesco supermarket in the U.K. His grievance? The store didn’t deliver a mattress that he thought he’d bought.

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When there’s really nowhere left to park, sometimes you just need to nose-dive, climb out of the sunroof and slide down a bus. Like a boss.

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The precision needed to nail this seesaw park was incredible, and the guy was right to proudly show off his efforts to the local firefighters.

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When the world started imploding, this guy’s quick thinking plugged the sinkhole and saved humanity. Witnesses said that he walked away unscathed and “with a cool swagger.”

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When you just can’t wait to start fishing.

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This legend found the perfect parking spot outside a children’s hospital in San Deigo, California in February 2013. Unfortunately for him, it was ten feet high, and he needed to be rescued by firefighters.

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In June 2014 in Wenzhou, China the driver of this SUV put the parking brake on, but the car took matters into its own hands – rolling down a slope and finding this sweet spot instead.

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A trip to the dump can be long, boring and inconvenient. So take a tip from this boss and just scrap the car.

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Afterward, this driver slowly rolled down the window, coolly put on a pair of shades and whispered, “Surprise.”

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This driver may have missed the bull’s-eye, but they get props for at least having tried.

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When you don’t have much space for parking, you need to think vertically. This driver, thoughtfully, even left room for the gates to open.

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House doesn’t have a driveway? Never mind. This driver’s house is the driveway.

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How to avoid the lines outside the Broadway revival of Mamma Mia.

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Not only did this lady park like a boss, but she also reached dry land without even dipping a toe in the water.

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You won’t find this driver wandering around the parking lot trying to figure out where they left their vehicle.

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This special piece of parking was clearly no accident. The carefully placed ladder ensured that the driver would have been able to exit the vehicle and enter the kitchen in a matter of moments.

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The driver picked this spot because it was the only place in the city without a meter. Nailed it.

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This guy stepped up to the cliff-top parking challenge like a boss.

There’s nothing that two bros can’t achieve when they put their minds to it.

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