Looking for love on Tinder can be a goldmine or a minefield. Maybe you’ll match with the man or woman of your dreams; maybe you’ll find a creep who leaves you with your jaw on the floor for all the wrong reasons.
These 20 confounding Tinder conversations may make you wary about ever swiping right again if this is who you’re matched with. Take this girl, for example. “Don’t judge me on my age”? We’re not sure an actual judge would offer anyone the same courtesy if they actually hooked up with her.
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We’re willing to bet that this guy’s been watching way too much Naruto. Give him credit, though: his powerful “genjutsu” worked as intended.
What the picture doesn’t show is the roll that he’s mounted by the computer, not to mention the one in the kitchen and the other in the garage.
It’s a shame that she wasn’t impressed by his little Belgian waffle, because we bet his follow-up pun isabelter.
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my unnecessarily over-the-top monologue… So call me, maybe?
Ten out of ten for both cynicism and cutting to the chase.
Well, you never truly understand someone until you climb into their skin and walk around in it.
Poor, desperate Thomas. Er, actually, does anyone have his number?
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With smooth lines like these, Felifia must have been putty in Travis’ hands.
Someone should tell Daniel that that’s not quite what “going Dutch” means.
Sometimes honesty is the best policy. This isn’t one of those times.
Jake’s previous attempts at making guacamole must not have gone very well.
He’s surely crushed that the conversation ended before he had the chance to whip out his “Moby Dick” line.
Thanks! And you remind me of the rest of your foot: cheesy and not very good at picking anything up.
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Well, after that opening line, the only way was down.
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This Italian stallion won’t take no for an answer. In fact, he doesn’t even need an answer.
For all that effort, though, it probably wouldn’t be the pineapple that she’d have to eat.
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More men than you think suffer from a reptile dysfunction.
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Looks like someone will be sitting at home and polishing his magic wand tonight.
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Her: “Thanks! But I don’t really like golf.”
Him: “Not even putt-putt?”
Her: “Not really, no.”
Him: “You’re dead to me.”