30 Sign Makers Who Failed Epically At Doing Their Jobs

Despite potentially having passed through the hands of clients, designers and installers, these 30 facepalmingly bad sign design fails still made it in front of the general public. The sign above, for example, takes the concept of equal opportunities into the realm of the ridiculous.

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Someone is evidently very proud of his or her impressively regular bowel movements.

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Please note: laughing and eating bacon is definitely not the best way to act when witnessing someone drowning.

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It’s true that chairlifts can be uncomfortable, but we’ve never been on one this bad.

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It’s no wonder the men of Penrith always seemed so keen to get on the train.

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Well, something is getting laid.

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In July 2013 this sign appeared in Auburn, California, leaving residents guessing as to whether it was done on purpose to get motorists to slow down and look. We can only hope that it was.

For those bike riders waiting on the day that slalom cycling becomes an Olympic event.

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We’re not sure that the graphic was really necessary to get the point across.

Stay in shcool, kids.

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That’s rubbing salt into a very, very bad wound.

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The dog’s doing it all wrong anyway.

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Baby needs what baby needs.

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Otherwise the universe will implode.

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That way they’ll really learn the value of money.

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There was once an indecisive guy who got stuck here for three days.

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It’s often been said that gynecologists have a lot on their plate.

“Sir! I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to…” *Slam* “Yeah. That.”

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Just like you tried to think of a sign without thinking?

They provide a booty-ful service.

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This newbie sign maker was hoping to make a splash.

So that’s why the kids never graduate.

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The person behind this sign was clearly nuts.

This is actually how you spell the word in some parts of the world, or so we’re toad.

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You had one job!

We’re never having maple syrup – or anything else for that matter – from Vermont again.

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We’re confused. Is this a business that swaps your children for other, better ones? Or is it where little Joseph goes to become little Josephine?

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You can’t argue with that value.

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Probably best to head souht, then.

The sign maker must have been doing this one upside down.

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